Mad Memoires I: Boyhood
Trophy
In which His Royal Madness, yet but a boy, discovers the joys of humor.
—Dig deep in the muck, where all the garbage of Lion's Arch flows. (Site #1)
—Find Provernic, where the first king's bones rot in the hills. (Site #5)
Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Fine
Strong Commander's Footgear
Defense: 59
- +13 Power
- +9 Precision
Skin: Commander's Footgear
Heavy armor
Boots
Required Level: 35
Vendor value: 425Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Speargun
Weapon Strength: 905 - 1000
Soldier's stats:- +239 Power
- +171 Toughness
- +171 Vitality
Skin: Steam Speargun
Speargun
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 396Account bound on use
Soulbound on use
Exotic
Slice of Watermelon
Nourishment (10 m):
+20% Downed Health +10% Experience from Kills
Food
Vendor value: 2Account bound on use
Basic
Curry Bun
Nourishment (10 m):
+30 Vitality +10% Experience from Kills
Food
Required Level: 23
Vendor value: 8Account bound on use
Basic
Scepter
Weapon Strength: 895 - 1010
Rabid stats:- +120 Condition Damage
- +85 Precision
- +85 Toughness
Skin: Wolfborn Scepter
Scepter
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 264Account bound on use
Soulbound on use
Exotic
Glass of Melon Juice
Nourishment (10 m):
20% Chance to Gain Health on Kill +10% Experience from Kills
Food
Vendor value: 2Account bound on use
Basic
Lionguard Spear
Weapon Strength: 378 - 417
- +82 Power
- +59 Condition Damage
Minor Sigil of Karka Slaying
- +3% Damage vs. Karka
Skin: Lionguard Spear
Harpoon
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 40
Vendor value: 14Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Whisper's Secret Tassets
Defense: 214
Rabid stats:- +79 Condition Damage
- +57 Precision
- +57 Toughness
Skin: Whisper's Secret Tassets
Heavy armor
Leggings
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 22Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Lionguard Sword
Weapon Strength: 995 - 1100
Rampager's stats:- +239 Precision
- +171 Power
- +171 Condition Damage
Superior Sigil of Karka Slaying
- +10% Damage vs. Karka
Skin: Lionguard Greatsword
Greatsword
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 90Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Exotic
Berserker's Archon Helm
Defense: 44
Berserker's stats:- +35 Power
- +25 Precision
- +25 Ferocity
Skin: Archon Helm
Light armor
Helm
Required Level: 60
Vendor value: 1250Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Soldier's Heavy Plate Gauntlets
Defense: 151
Soldier's stats:- +37 Power
- +26 Toughness
- +26 Vitality
Skin: Heavy Plate Gauntlets
Heavy armor
Gloves
Required Level: 70
Vendor value: 213Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Soulbound on acquire
Exotic
Rampager's Avenger's Armor
Defense: 216
Rampager's stats:- +79 Precision
- +56 Power
- +56 Condition Damage
Skin: Avenger's Armor
Heavy armor
Coat
Required Level: 60
Vendor value: 25Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Whisper's Secret Gloves
Defense: 118
Rabid stats:- +40 Condition Damage
- +28 Precision
- +28 Toughness
Skin: Whisper's Secret Gloves
Light armor
Gloves
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 14Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Seraph Hammer
Weapon Strength: 872 - 984
Rampager's stats:- +211 Precision
- +151 Power
- +151 Condition Damage
Major Sigil of Force
- +3% Damage
Skin: Seraph Hammer
Hammer
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 90Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Seraph Greatsword
Weapon Strength: 882 - 975
Rampager's stats:- +211 Precision
- +151 Power
- +151 Condition Damage
Major Sigil of Force
- +3% Damage
Skin: Seraph Greatsword
Greatsword
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 90Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Seraph Trident
Weapon Strength: 802 - 886
Rampager's stats:- +211 Precision
- +151 Power
- +151 Condition Damage
Major Sigil of Force
- +3% Damage
Skin: Seraph Trident
Trident
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 90Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Soldier's Chainmail Gauntlets
Defense: 133
Soldier's stats:- +33 Power
- +23 Toughness
- +23 Vitality
Skin: Chainmail Gauntlets
Heavy armor
Gloves
Required Level: 70
Vendor value: 18Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Berserker's Archon Shoulders
Defense: 44
Berserker's stats:- +26 Power
- +19 Precision
- +19 Ferocity
Skin: Archon Shoulders
Light armor
Shoulders
Required Level: 60
Vendor value: 1250Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Carrion Auxiliary Powered Boots
Defense: 94
Carrion stats:- +26 Condition Damage
- +19 Power
- +19 Vitality
Skin: Auxiliary Powered Boots
Medium armor
Boots
Required Level: 60
Vendor value: 10Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Rabid Warden Leggings
Defense: 144
Rabid stats:- +53 Condition Damage
- +38 Precision
- +38 Toughness
Skin: Warden Leggings
Heavy armor
Leggings
Required Level: 60
Vendor value: 1875Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Loaf of Travelers Bread
Nourishment (10 m):
+20 Vitality +10% Experience from Kills
Food
Required Level: 9
Vendor value: 5Account bound on use
Basic
Ravaging Arborist Helm
Defense: 39
- +12 Precision
- +17 Condition Damage
Skin: Arborist Helm
Heavy armor
Helm
Required Level: 35
Vendor value: 5Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Soldier's Heavy Plate Pauldrons
Defense: 101
Soldier's stats:- +37 Power
- +26 Toughness
- +26 Vitality
Skin: Heavy Plate Pauldrons
Heavy armor
Shoulders
Required Level: 70
Vendor value: 260Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Soulbound on acquire
Exotic
Soldier's Diviner Mantle
Defense: 61
Soldier's stats:- +37 Power
- +26 Toughness
- +26 Vitality
Skin: Diviner Mantle
Light armor
Shoulders
Required Level: 70
Vendor value: 260Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Soulbound on acquire
Exotic
Priory's Historical Gauntlets
Defense: 161
Magi stats:- +40 Healing Power
- +28 Precision
- +28 Vitality
Skin: Priory's Historical Gauntlets
Heavy armor
Gloves
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 14Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Leather Oxbow Aquabreather
Defense: 56
Rabid stats:- +34 Condition Damage
- +24 Precision
- +24 Toughness
Skin: Leather Aquabreather
Medium armor
Helm Aquatic
"Great for deep diving or shallow snorkeling."
—Agent Rjoda
Required Level: 66
Vendor value: 70Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Fine
Priory's Historical Greaves
Defense: 161
Magi stats:- +40 Healing Power
- +28 Precision
- +28 Vitality
Skin: Priory's Historical Greaves
Heavy armor
Boots
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 1550Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Berserker's Archon Coat
Defense: 187
Berserker's stats:- +79 Power
- +56 Precision
- +56 Ferocity
Skin: Archon Coat
Light armor
Coat
Required Level: 60
Vendor value: 25Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Soldier's Heavy Plate Helm
Defense: 101
Soldier's stats:- +49 Power
- +35 Toughness
- +35 Vitality
Skin: Heavy Plate Helm
Heavy armor
Helm
Required Level: 70
Vendor value: 295Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Soulbound on acquire
Exotic
Rabid Armageddon Greaves of Dwayna
Defense: 182
Rabid stats:- +45 Condition Damage
- +32 Precision
- +32 Toughness
Superior Rune of Dwayna
- (1): +25 Healing
- (2): +10% Regeneration Duration
- (3): +50 Healing
- (4): 25% chance when struck to gain regeneration for 10 seconds.
- (5): +100 Healing
- (6): +20% regeneration duration; when you use a heal skill, you and all nearby allies gain regeneration for 5 seconds.
Skin: Armageddon Greaves
Heavy armor
Boots
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 60Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Exotic
Soldier's Diviner Helm
Defense: 61
Soldier's stats:- +49 Power
- +35 Toughness
- +35 Vitality
Skin: Diviner Helm
Light armor
Helm
Required Level: 70
Vendor value: 295Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Soulbound on acquire
Exotic
Dagger of Dubious Origin
Weapon Strength: 357 - 379
- +27 Power
- +38 Healing Power
Minor Sigil of Force
- +1% Damage
Skin: Iron Dagger
Dagger
Damage type: Physical
"Triktiki did not steal. Honest!"
—Triktiki
Required Level: 40
Vendor value: 76Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Masterwork
Carrion Auxiliary Powered Gloves
Defense: 94
Carrion stats:- +26 Condition Damage
- +19 Power
- +19 Vitality
Skin: Auxiliary Powered Gloves
Medium armor
Gloves
Required Level: 60
Vendor value: 10Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Lionguard Rifle
Weapon Strength: 411 - 503
- +82 Power
- +59 Condition Damage
Minor Sigil of Karka Slaying
- +3% Damage vs. Karka
Skin: Lionguard Rifle
Rifle
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 40
Vendor value: 14Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Vigil's Honor Greatsword
Weapon Strength: 882 - 975
Soldier's stats:- +211 Power
- +151 Toughness
- +151 Vitality
Major Sigil of Force
- +3% Damage
Skin: Vigil's Honor Greatsword
Greatsword
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 69Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Seraph Scepter
Weapon Strength: 793 - 894
Rampager's stats:- +106 Precision
- +75 Power
- +75 Condition Damage
Major Sigil of Force
- +3% Damage
Skin: Seraph Scepter
Scepter
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 90Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Carrion Auxiliary Powered Helm
Defense: 58
Carrion stats:- +35 Condition Damage
- +25 Power
- +25 Vitality
Skin: Auxiliary Powered Helm
Medium armor
Helm
Required Level: 60
Vendor value: 1250Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Priory's Historical Helmet
Defense: 107
Magi stats:- +53 Healing Power
- +38 Precision
- +38 Vitality
Skin: Priory's Historical Helmet
Heavy armor
Helm
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 19Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Vigil's Honor Mace
Weapon Strength: 793 - 894
Soldier's stats:- +106 Power
- +75 Toughness
- +75 Vitality
Major Sigil of Force
- +3% Damage
Skin: Vigil's Honor Mace
Mace
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 45Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Priory's Historical Pants
Defense: 171
Magi stats:- +79 Healing Power
- +57 Precision
- +57 Vitality
Skin: Priory's Historical Pants
Light armor
Leggings
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 22Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Modniir Trident
Weapon Strength: 371 - 410
Berserker's stats:- +82 Power
- +59 Precision
- +59 Ferocity
Skin: Modniir Trident
Trident
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 43
Vendor value: 120Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Masterwork
Rabid Warden Shoulderguards
Defense: 72
Rabid stats:- +26 Condition Damage
- +19 Precision
- +19 Toughness
Skin: Warden Shoulderguards
Heavy armor
Shoulders
Required Level: 60
Vendor value: 1250Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Soldier's Heavy Plate Greaves
Defense: 151
Soldier's stats:- +37 Power
- +26 Toughness
- +26 Vitality
Skin: Heavy Plate Greaves
Heavy armor
Boots
Required Level: 70
Vendor value: 236Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Soulbound on acquire
Exotic
Warden Hammer
Weapon Strength: 872 - 984
Berserker's stats:- +211 Power
- +151 Precision
- +151 Ferocity
Major Sigil of Force
- +3% Damage
Skin: Warden Hammer
Hammer
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 90Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Vigorous Chainmail Helm
Defense: 55
- +26 Power
- +19 Vitality
Skin: Chainmail Helm
Heavy armor
Helm
Required Level: 55
Vendor value: 135Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Fine
Vigil's Honor Shield
Defense: 54
Weapon Strength: 714 - 805
Soldier's stats:- +106 Power
- +75 Toughness
- +75 Vitality
Major Sigil of Force
- +3% Damage
Skin: Vigil's Honor Shield
Shield
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 45Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Rampager's Avenger's Footgear
Defense: 108
Rampager's stats:- +26 Precision
- +19 Power
- +19 Condition Damage
Skin: Avenger's Footgear
Heavy armor
Boots
Required Level: 60
Vendor value: 10Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Priory's Historical Shoes
Defense: 118
Magi stats:- +40 Healing Power
- +28 Precision
- +28 Vitality
Skin: Priory's Historical Shoes
Light armor
Boots
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 1550Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Strong Commander's Chausses
Defense: 78
- +26 Power
- +18 Precision
Skin: Commander's Chausses
Heavy armor
Leggings
Required Level: 35
Vendor value: 750Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Priory's Historical Gloves
Defense: 118
Magi stats:- +40 Healing Power
- +28 Precision
- +28 Vitality
Skin: Priory's Historical Gloves
Light armor
Gloves
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 14Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Wolfborn Staff
Weapon Strength: 872 - 984
Rampager's stats:- +211 Precision
- +151 Power
- +151 Condition Damage
Major Sigil of Force
- +3% Damage
Skin: Wolfborn Staff
Staff
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 90Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Warden Short Bow
Weapon Strength: 802 - 886
Berserker's stats:- +211 Power
- +151 Precision
- +151 Ferocity
Major Sigil of Force
- +3% Damage
Skin: Warden Short Bow
Short Bow
Damage type: Physical
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 90Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Strong Commander's Helm
Defense: 39
- +17 Power
- +12 Precision
Skin: Commander's Helm
Heavy armor
Helm
Required Level: 35
Vendor value: 5Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Ravaging Arborist Gloves
Defense: 59
- +9 Precision
- +13 Condition Damage
Skin: Arborist Gloves
Heavy armor
Gloves
Required Level: 35
Vendor value: 425Soulbound on acquire
Rare
Soldier's Rubicon Shoulderpads of Balthazar
Defense: 97
Soldier's stats:- +45 Power
- +32 Toughness
- +32 Vitality
Superior Rune of Balthazar
- (1): +25 Condition Damage
- (2): +10% Burning Duration
- (3): +50 Condition Damage
- (4): +15% burning duration; when you're struck below 20% health gain quickness for 5 seconds.
- (5): +100 Condition Damage
- (6): +20% burning duration; when you use a heal skill nearby foes are burned for 3 seconds.
Skin: Rubicon Shoulderpads
Medium armor
Shoulders
Required Level: 80
Vendor value: 60Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Exotic
Bottle
Generic
Double-click to use bottle.
Required Level: 22
Vendor value: 7Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Basic
Recipe: Assassin's Orichalcum Imbued Inscription
Crafting Recipe
Double-click to learn an Exotic Inscription Recipe.
Vendor value: 128Not salvageable
Account bound on use
Exotic
Mini Rockfur Racoon
Mini Pet
Double-click to summon this mini to follow you around. Only one mini may be in use at a time.
Not usable in the Mystic Forge
Not salvageable
Soulbound on acquire
Fine